*steals from Kam*

Pick the number of the month you were born in

1 - I ate
[b]2 - I needed [/b]
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12- I killed


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a shoe
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
[b]15 - a pickle[/b]
16 - a stripper
17 - a pornstar
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a whore
22 - batman
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

[b]White - Because thats how i roll [/b]
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I love marijuana
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

MY RESULTS:
I needed a pickle because that's how I roll.

Dammit, why is it not funny?! T_T